"Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?" Timon, Lion King

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" Timon, Lion King

"You are a sad, strange little man." Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. " Jareth, Labyrinth

Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it comes in a shot glass. Lil, Coyote Ugly

I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.
Brian, Cocktail

"Sir, we can do this the smart way or the stupid way. Only one way ends with you still breathin." Jesse James, American Outlaws

"All you need is love." The Beatles :: Yahoo Living Memorial ::

"Today skies are painted colors of a cowboy's cliche'..." John Mayer, Room For Squares, 3x5

"For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. [to D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young." Porthos, The Three Musketeers (1993)

"Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!" Vizzini, The Princess Bride ::Cool Fansite::

"I'm a little *tired*, I'm a little *wired*, and I just want a little appreciation." Memphis, Gone in 60 Seconds

Wat: You have been weighed
Roland: You have been measured
Kate: And you have been found..
Chaucer: most definitely wanting.
William: Welcome to New World. God help you, if it is his right to do so.
A Knight's Tale

"You should've seem him when old Sally asked him how he liked the play. He was the kind of a phoney that have to give themselves room when they answer somebody's question. He stepped back, and stepped right on the lady's foot behind him. He probably broke every toe in her body. He said the play itself was no masterpiece, but that the Lunts, of course, were absolute angels. Angels. For Chrissake. Angels. That killed me." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free." Dom Toretto, Fast and the Furious